Hear ye, hear ye:
Since I just got back from my amazing Disney cruise, I decided to throw some Disney into this week's post.
So straighten your crown, polish those glass slippers, and waltz on down to find 15 reasons why you are a Disney princess*.
*yes, I am aware that some of these aren't technically princesses, but they are Disney heroines, so I'm roping them in.
1) You sleep like a princess.
Whether you sleep like this:
Or like this:
You definitely have royal blood.
2) You have the talents of a princess.
Art, music, archery, horsemanship, dancing, canoeing, even sword-fighting all fall under the list of princessy talents.
3) You dance like a princess.
Even if your efforts end up more like this:
Than this:
that still counts as dancing, and every princess knows how to boogie at a ball.
4) You smile like a princess.
You can't see yourself when you're all aglow and laughing and radiating joy, but I can promise you that you look nothing short of glorious.
5) You get hurt like a princess.
I can't think of a single Disney heroine who doesn't end up wounded, stranded, or heartbroken at some point. When that happens, don't despair; it just means you are becoming stronger.
6) You kick butt like a princess.
With all the strength of a raging fire, girl.
7) You encounter wildlife like a princess.
Ever seen a squirrel? Had a dog lick your hand? Totally counts.
8) You need help like a princess.
Wanted thief, mystical woman in a tree, demigod, lucky cricket - everyone needs somebody to help them along.
9) You deal with loser men like a princess.
Just slam the door in his face, girl.
10) You are brave like a princess.
Whatever it is you have faced in the past, you had the courage to face it.
11) You're dramatic like a princess.
Have you ever thrown yourself down and sobbed?
Congratulations, you're a princess.
12) You're imperfect like a princess.
Nobody's perfect, princesses included.
13) You sing like a princess.
Same argument here as dancing and sleeping - if you do it at all, it counts.
14) You are loyal and loving like a princess.
You take care of your friends and family, and you shine your love wherever you go.
15) You are a literal daughter of a King.
The King of Kings is your Father. You are a daughter of the Almighty God, and you have inherited His divine qualities and potential.
"All human beings - male and female - are created in the image of God. Each is a beloved spirit son or daughter of heavenly parents, and, as such, each has a divine nature and destiny."
Keep your head high, Princess.
Otherwise the crown slips.
