You Are a Potato

You look around at the other girls and think:

"I am a potato."

Well, you're right.

But not for the reasons you think.

If you think you are a potato because you are beautiful,

Then yes, you are a potato.

I mean, just look at how beautiful this is.

If you think you are a potato because you are sweet,

Then yes, you are a potato.

If you think you are a potato because you bring a smile to my face,

Then yes, you are a potato.

I'm smiling just looking at these little beauties.

If you think you are a potato because I would love to see you first thing in the morning,

Then yes, you are a potato.

If you think you are a potato because you are warm and comforting,

Then yes, you are a potato.

If you think you are a potato because you make everything better (including pizza),

Then yes, you are a potato.

 Never had potato pizza? You're missing out.

If you think you are a potato because you make late night food runs worth it,

Then yes, you are a potato.

If you think you are a potato because I would  love to go on a picnic with you,

Then yes, you are a potato.

If you think you are a potato because I want to keep you in my pocket to have you with me at all times,

Then yes, you are a potato.

Napoleon had the right idea about these babies.

If you think you are a potato because no party is complete without you,

Then yes, you are a potato.

If you think you are a potato because you are the best part of a family dinner,

Then yes, you are a potato.

Potatoes are diverse, amazing, and are capable of creating happiness in so many different ways.

So yes, you are a potato.

Go rock it, SpudMuffin.